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10) Fantasy Sports
Hey, man howd your team do?You might think the guy is actually involved in some sort of extra curricular sports team, meeting on the weekends to play a little two-hand touch or throw a Frisbee. Totally hot, right? Wrong.
Instead they are sitting on their ass in front of a computer screen, picking real athletes who they think may possibly play well that week, and assembling a fake team. Yes. That is it. If they happen to choose correctly, other men will then applaud them.

9) Fast Food
A burger here, some pizza there, totally fine. Were all in college, and we all understand the accessibility and yumminess of fast food. But when you eat whole foot long meatball subs at every sitting and then complain that you are putting on weight and cant lose it, youre just being stupid.
And the gut isnt cute either, so maybe add some salads into that diet?

8) Reality TV
So fine, we are addicted to The Hills and can watch day-long marathons of Say Yes to The Dress, but who do you think keeps Real Chance of Love and Ice truckers on air? It sure as hell isnt us girls.
7) Football Sunday All Day
I love football. Its totally great that one day a week Americans gather around their TV sets and root for their favorite team. But why this one event has to erase an entire day off the weekly calendar is beyond me. The game starts at 4, so the pre-show starts at 1 and the tailgate starts at 9.
And we couldnt possibly do anything afterward, because then theres highlight clips and recaps of the game that we just watched. Oh you want another foot long meatball sub? My pleasure, Ill be right back.
6) Poker
Dont get me wrong, I love cards. I dont even mind a little blackjack or five card every now and then. What is stupid is that men will sit for hours on end, cleaning out their pockets to the point where they are throwing favors and their car keys into the pot just to keep playing. What happened to a friendly game of poker? The fact that men will gamble away their whole wallet and think nothing of it is stupid.

5) Cars
Us girls can appreciate a nice car when we see one. Well even entertain your comments now and then (yeah, those rims are really nice). But this crazy obsession guys have with cars is beyond absurd; when a nice one rolls by its like they are rendered incapable of speaking, walking, or continuing whatever activity they were previously engaged in. They become drooling, gawking little boys. Its the 21st century; nice cars are everywhere. Get over it.

4) Sneakers
They rail on us for always wearing uncomfortable stilettos, but we think its stupid that they are always in dirty sneakers. Seriously, can they really be wearing the same shoes out to dinner that they just played baseball in? Perhaps we do tend to overdress, but its always better than being under-dressed. Especially in certain situations that demand looking put together (church, family dinners, meeting your parents).

3) Public Flatulence
Were not going to go down the whole girls-are-pretty-and-never-fart road. Yes, we burp. Yes, we fart. And yea, we even poop sometimes. But it is stupid that boys relieve themselves in public, think its funny, and even congratulate each other for it. What is even remotely entertaining about filling the booth at a restaurant with your raunchy stank? I will never understand why men see this as an expression of their manhood.

2) Quoting Movies
Yeah, that line was funny
in the movie. But being able to quote (and recognize quotes) from every movie ever made
A) doesnt make you funny and
B) doesnt make you impressive.
Guys just love quoting movies and frown upon anyone who doesnt pick up on the obscure reference they just made to some random line from some random scene in Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure.

1)Turning EverythingInto a Competition
We totally understand being competitive in all things sports, physical and intelligence-related. Hell, even the ladies get a little crazy at a sporting event. But guys will turn anything into an opportunity to win. Oh yeah? Well I can type faster than you and I know more Will Ferrell movie quotes. LETS GO!
